fe·cal·ites- A combination of words:
fecal- n. of, pertaining to, or being feces.
particulate- –adj. of, pertaining to, or composed of distinct particles.
1. Fecalites are the toxic, sometimes meaty, and offensive ( or phunny ) particles that make up vaporous nocturnal emissions ( Farts ). Fecalites combined with methane are
flammable and can be ignited , leaving only the beautiful
sound.
After medical
school Mike ( becoming aware of the
small and infinite contained in
human gases) would cover his drinking glass if someone farted in the room. Breathing fecalites was OK but he didn't want to drink them.