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Basically, this is the sound of a girl/woman's vagina instantly closing and drying up upon hearing something exceedingly technical or nerdy in nature..
Girl: Hi! Watchya been doing today?
Guy: Oh, lots! Did you know that while I was watching the ath0 socket on my router, I saw 6Mbps outbound spike of packets that..
Girl: <FAWUMP>
Guy: Oh shit, I did it again. <SIGH>
fawump by designmechanic September 14, 2014
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Cute Fasum 

Cute for some reason . Basically thinking you're cute .
Ex. Brittany looking CUTE FASUM today .

Ex. Ayye , I look CUTE FASUM .
Cute Fasum by Lyric Alexj November 7, 2012
a mixture between fuckin and awesome

or fuckin awesome
dude that guy that just fucked J.lo is fawsome
Fawsome by onebigcracka May 3, 2005
Fuckin awsome = fawsome
Used in situations where a fucking awsome would be too strong. Example- Fawsome pic, who took it?
fawsome by apesescape January 7, 2005
a short word for "for some reason"
fasum by chapreda November 23, 2012

Falsum morbus 

A rare disease caused by not washing hands, and other un-safe hygiene practices. It often makes the patient have intense ear shifts in hearing, as well as unable to tell the right temperature
Oh no! You have falsum morbus!!!