Quacking so loud your eardrums literally bleed down the side of your face like sideburns. In other words, don't ever morbus unless you want to have bloody sideburns.
Person 1 - QUACK
Person 2 - don't do that
Person 1 - why?! QUAAACK!!!
*Person 1's ears begin to bleed*
Person 2 - THAT'S WHY. I TOLD YOU NOT TO MORBUS OMFG
Person 1 - *has bloody sideburns* *cries*
Person 2 - don't do that
Person 1 - why?! QUAAACK!!!
*Person 1's ears begin to bleed*
Person 2 - THAT'S WHY. I TOLD YOU NOT TO MORBUS OMFG
Person 1 - *has bloody sideburns* *cries*
by sammo tm June 01, 2014
A rare disease caused by not washing hands, and other un-safe hygiene practices. It often makes the patient have intense ear shifts in hearing, as well as unable to tell the right temperature
Oh no! You have falsum morbus!!!
by Eat_Soup_WIth_a_Fork October 03, 2019
Alaskan Morbus: a guy that is gay for little anime boys (usually Tanjiro Kamado) and also calls random guys on discord or on other social media platforms “daddy” or ”master”
by UwUeBoy February 21, 2022
by Light cruddy May 28, 2021
It is a terminus which defines the psychological disease which makes a boy who's really often horney but don't show it that much, that he thinks that he would get the cutes and hottest girl exist or he knows. The problem is, the mens that got this "p.d." are more like not good looking in the eyes of the women.
Person A: "Oh man, look at this girl , she's so cute and looks super sexy"
Person B: "You won't get the girl in 100 ages, you should do sth against your Morbus Gerutius".
Person B: "You won't get the girl in 100 ages, you should do sth against your Morbus Gerutius".
by MorbusAnalysus August 16, 2011
Ignaz disease belongs to the group of chronic degenerative cognitive impairments. Ignaz disease is a gonosomal-recessive hereditary disease that exclusively affects men. The disease usually breaks out at a young age and can persist into old age. The disease is characterized by behavioural and psychological abnormalities. The behavior of those affected is also popularly known as “mansplaining”.
by Eugen Reuters June 04, 2024