faultations 

a person who is faultationous

my faultations good sir

faultations by RealMonarch June 14, 2024

Falationship

A relationship consisting primarily of oral sex.

We aren't really dating per se, for the most part she just gives me head. Sometimes I return the favor. It's really just a falationship.

Falationship by DJ J-dot June 3, 2010

Fauxlationship 

A relationship that isn't a "real" relationship (i.e. "We're going out. You are my --- and I am your ---"), but attempts to carry on as one, albeit half-heartedly, despite this fact.

Note: this is not the same as people who define their relationship as an "open relationship", as fauxlationships lack sturdy titles of any sort.

This is similar to FWB, except that the "couple" pretends to be more exclusive than they actually are. They may go on "fauxdates" with each other (like a romantic outing to McDonalds). They don't want to commit actual time and money to go on real DATE dates, but they want to occasionally pretend to do so (usually for the sake of one partner's feelings). They might entertain the idea of being in a real relationship with one another, but the idea never comes to fruition.

Fauxlationships almost always carry on for much longer than they need to, and frequently lead to messy "faux-breakups" (wherein it feels like a break up, but they shouldn't be so upset, because they were never actually dating in the first place).

She and I have a lot in common. We go to the same school, we like the same band, we have a class together. We hang out at each other's houses, and we occasionally have sex. I want to date her, but she doesn't LIKE like me, and doesn't want to get tied down. We'll rent movies sometimes, but she doesn't want to go out in public with me in case anybody thinks we're actually going out. I would complain about our fauxlationship, but at least it's sort of like having quality time with her.

Fauxlationship by Aschedjidoi December 4, 2010

Fauxlationship 

A temporary relationship to relieve emptiness caused by the lack of a real relationship. Also used to describe relationships with no commitment. Not a very responsible idea.

I don't trust her man, it looks like a fauxlationship to me.

Fauxlationship by Mark Sebastian October 10, 2004

Fulationship 

Root words: Fu, meaning Fuck, and Lationship, meaning Relationship.

A Fulationship is having a false relationship with someone based only on having sex.

Unlike Fuck Buddies, which are friends who have sex with eachother... In a Fulationship you don't even have to like the person, your only in it for the sex.

"John is in a Fulationship with Jane... He doesn't even like her!"

"I think i want a Fulationship with Jane because she's so hot, but man is she stupid!"

Fulationship by HELLyssa July 12, 2009

faplationship 

a relationship that only takes place on the internet

-My bf and I have a serious relationship
-Really? where is he?
-online
- ah, that's not a relationship, it´s a faplationship!

faplationship by wankwankandwank June 23, 2011

Failationship 

A failure of a relationship.

Cuthbert and Lillyana decided to stop seeing each other because their relationship had turned into a failationship.

Failationship by Adam Charles Richards May 22, 2009