Fatts 

Usually used to say someone is fat.

Danm man she had the fatts

Fatts by NOPANTSDANCE June 12, 2006

fatts 

An abbreviation of "fatty foods." Used to describe unhealthy food such as chips or donuts.

I ran to the fridge to load up on fatts.

fatts by schooley January 26, 2007

fatts 

some pussy ass bitch that will never have a woman.

Yo, you know Fatts?
Nah, who that?

Some asshole down the street

fatts by sw@glord6969 September 2, 2021

arctic farts 

When it's so cold you can see the moisture condense from the vapor similar to seeing your breath.

As if the smell wasn't enough, did you see Chuck passing those arctic farts?

arctic farts by Chas501 April 26, 2016

faith over facts

The philosophy of some religious extremists who completely reject science in favor of religious dogma.
also see: fundie,religious reich,tea-qaeda

The faith over facts crowd completely rejects global warming, while promoting bizarre ideas like you can

"pray away the gay" or that women can't get pregnant from "legitimate rape".

faith over facts by Just_sayin' September 11, 2016

fartscratcher 

Really big ripper type of fart made when you have an itch on the asshole and publicly can't dig. Best made in a loud environment.

"Dude, my ass itches, but I can't scratch it here!" "No prob holmes, I'll cough and you just release a sweet fartscratcher!"

fartscratcher by Absolom24 December 31, 2013

Squeaker farts 

Squeaker farts are high pitched in sound.

Paul-D must have a whistle up his ass to let out all those squeaker farts !

Squeaker farts by I, Wreckerrr October 9, 2016