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father first

Used when your buddies want to do something, but you can't, due to family obligations. No further explanation is required.
"Dude, we are all going to Vegas this weekend!"
"Can't do it. Father first."
by idyt November 19, 2016
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What I call homo-sapiens who are addicted to perianal abscesses.
Person 1: Are you addicted to perianal abscesses?
Person 2: Yes.
Person 1: My father and mother only beat me with materials and objects, you are lucky you that you get the empty hands: The First Juvenile Release
by Theusurpedmammarygland February 4, 2025
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