father first

Used when your buddies want to do something, but you can't, due to family obligations. No further explanation is required.

"Dude, we are all going to Vegas this weekend!"
"Can't do it. Father first."

by idyt November 20, 2016

FFF rule

If it flies, floats or fucks, don't buy it. Rent it. That's the FFF Rule.

"Dude, never buy a boat. If it flies, floats or fucks, rent it. That's the FFF Rule." - Anonymous

by idyt December 05, 2016

Backer Man

A guy you bring along to a fight to back you up, just in case things go south.

The Sandman is mouthing off again, and we might throw down. You got my back?
Yea, I'm your backer man.

by idyt January 21, 2017

a lot of guys catch that ball

Yelled at a football game when your team's receiver doesn't catch the ball. Like at today's Bears game.

"A LOT OF GUYS CATCH THAT BALL" - Fan, at the game, when the receiver drops the ball

by idyt November 27, 2016

Cousin Davey's Law

As an online discussion about gun control grows longer, the probability that a Republican will mention crime in Chicago approaches 1. When this occurs, the Republican has lost the argument.

Assault weapons must be banned.
They are banned in Chicago. How is that working out for you Dems. - Cousin Davey
You just lost the argument under Cousin Davey's Law.

by idyt March 25, 2018

mutual hosting

When a corporate boondoggle is so egregious and over the top that one firm cannot afford to host the event alone, either due to the actual cost or potential liability, the event must be mutually hosted by multiple firms.

Due to the level of drinking involved at the corporate ski trip, we are going with a mutual hosting plan for this boondoggle.

by idyt January 19, 2017

String Killer

When the crew is having a spirited group text debate about babes, sports, music or the like and that one guy chimes with something so stupid or perverted that it kills the entire conversation, and everyone just goes on about their business.

"Whatever happened to Erika Eleniak from Baywatch." - Idyt
"Remember when she popped out the cake in Under Siege for no reason." - IJ
"I think I just crapped my pants." - Gnoobs
"String Killer." - SeaDick

by idyt December 18, 2016