fat whiff 

An attempt that was a fat distance away from the goal in mind.

"Dude I thought I was getting an A+ on my Chem test but instead got a 34%"

"Wow, fat whiff"

fat whiff by Paulie! March 21, 2017

aunty fat-whiff 

The scent of fat aunties dancing at Christmas.

Last year, I couldn't smack my lips over my Christmas turkey as the aunty fat-whiff in the room was intolerable.

aunty fat-whiff by facadie September 29, 2007