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Fat Trap 

A Fat Trap is when you're on a social networking website, and see a good looking profile picture. Upon going to their profile picture, you see other photos of the person, and realize they are incredibly fat, and are actually ugly.
Person 1: Dude, check out this hot chick's profile picture!

Person 2: That is definitely a fat trap dude, look at her other pictures

Person 1: *checks pictures* oh god...thanks man, you saved me.
Fat Trap by theoneandonly06 November 2, 2009
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Big, fat, flapping rat trap 

The mouth someone who is saying something very stupid
Ian: I know everything
Tea-Lady: Shut your big, fat, flapping rat trap.

Fat Trapper 

Usually someone of the male gender who isolates an overweight female for awkward sexual moments on a club dance floor.
"Oh man look at Joe! He's one hell of a Fat Trapper."
Fat Trapper by Tasty_Muffin May 24, 2009

Fat-trapping 

When someone is in "decent" shape while unofficially seeing someone and once the relationship becomes official they gain a shit ton of weight. The other person is then trapped in this new relationship with the newly fat fatty.
Omg did you see how Mikah fat-trapped Sarah into that relationship. The most brutal fat-trapping I have ever seen. Once they started dating he gained 70lbs!!
Fat-trapping by Mappsofcambridge September 10, 2016
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