The fat kid that lives inside of you that screams with forceful delight whenever in the presence of sweets or baked goods. Your fat kid soul urges you to consume anything with high caloric content from sugars, demands large bites, and cannot be bothered by plates or utensils. Do not feed the fat kid soul fruits unless they are dipped in chocolate or paired with whip cream.
My diet was going strong this week until my fat kid soul manifested and I gorged myself on a sleeve of thin mints.
Someone who jumps from one relationship immediately into another one.
Serial monogamists can not stand to be alone and often suffer from vast commitment and insecurity issues.
Because they jump into relationships immediately after the previous one has ended, serial monogamists typically don't take the time to reflect on their behavior or why their previous relationships failed; thus, they end up making the same relationship mistakes over and over again.
Person 1: Damn, Dustin already has a new girlfriend?! It's only been two weeks since he broke up with his fiance! I think he's a sociopath.
Someone or something that bites your ankles.
To a postman, an ankle biter is often known as a dog.
To an adult, an ankle biter may be a toddler.
To hikers, an ankle biter is sometimes a tick.
And so on.