fat handed

An adjective that describes being caught in the act of porking out on forbidden food. Like flies swarm to shit, so fat fucks swarm to fridges at night.

"I put a ham in the fridge and caught that chunk ass Janelle fat handed at 3am eating it."

by Wizards Sleeve June 26, 2005

fat handed twat

A person with large, stubby fingers, looking like they have 10 thumbs

When in conjunction with a large head, more commonly known as "Jack"

"Jack, your hands are so fat. You are a fat handed twat"

by Archie December 5, 2004

fathandedness

The affliction of having chubby or cumbersome – but not necessarily large – hands, making everyday manual tasks more complicated.

I tried to rescue your engagement ring from the plughole but my fathandedness wouldn't allow it.

by ztubbz July 12, 2010