fat eddy

a grotesquely large male whom enjoys the constant consumption of highly saturated foods, etc. butter, grease, bacon.

he is usually found at local food vending outlets etc. your local macdonalds.

"jesus christ fat eddy, you a huge bitch"

by UBER KEEN WOOT LORD September 1, 2008

fat eddie

a person who is emotionally or physically scarred and is turned gay by his experiences.

(observing two dudes kissing) Damn, those fat eddies are grossing me out.

by Timmy K May 2, 2004