A sober gentlemen who’s still a tad chunky and has a comically small dong. Literally, the tiniest penis know to all of human history. Since he sobered up, he’s actually not that fat. But his cock is so fucking minuscule that it actually makes the rest of his body look bloated. He’s a bitch.

Saw Fat Tim running at the nude beach today. Blob everywhere while his wiener looked like an earthworm sitting on a bean bag chair

Fat Tim by FatTimnemesis September 6, 2025

fat tim robins

The nickname for an obese man that Arin and Dan (From the YouTube comedy show "Game Grumps) saw at an airport that resembled celebrity Tim Robins.

"Dan, remember fat Tim Robins?"

fat tim robins by ndrdoesthings July 15, 2017

Slithered Fat Timmies

Hella coo people coming from mixed backgrounds. Vegetarian carnivores who are simply complicated, predictably unpredictable, and always witty AF. They practice Melatonin dreaming after several cups of espresso made from the leaves of ivy.

Those slithered fat Timmies KNOW what is happening.

Slithered Fat Timmies by amnesiaivy January 29, 2020

Fat-timeline

Using the internet to track someones weight gain (typically from average to fat to obese) over a period of time.

Going on Facebook finding an array of pictures to track the weight gain of a female friend or acquaintance over time and so generate a fat-timeline using the results.

Fat-timeline by rhob888 October 3, 2011

Fat Time

A time period of boredom in between two planned activities when one has nothing to do and compensates by eating, even if not hungry.

In between her classes in the morning and dance lesson at night, Sally had so much Fat Time that she didn't know what to do with herself.

Sally: "Am I eating because I'm BORED? I need to find something to do so I don't have so much Fat Time!"

Fat Time by Ristay November 26, 2007

murderhobo

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.

DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.

murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021

Word of the Day on September 22, 2026

Whale

In sales terms, a whale is a prospect that is significantly larger than an organization’s average customer.

Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.

"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."

Whale by FQ_GFY February 3, 2020

Word of the Day on September 21, 2026

Concrete cowboy

A guy who thinks he's a country kinda guy, but in reality lives a comfortable city / suburban life.

Eugene: Look at that dude in the cowboy hat!
Todd: He's just a concrete cowboy.

Concrete cowboy by EugeneJohnson42000 March 16, 2024

Word of the Day on September 20, 2026

hobo loko

any hard liquor that is cheap & potent.. eg. relska, popov, potters, evan williams, kamchatka, fireball, rumpleminze, southern comfort, everclear

hey let's get a drink of that?

go ahead
*takes drink* ugh wtf is that?

everclear & bepsi
fucking hobo loko eeessshh

hobo loko by d i z k o 2 0 8 September 14, 2026

Word of the Day on September 19, 2026