fastcross 

In an instance where you think you are going to be fast in a race but end up slow and this defines you as a cunt as you overestimated your self

Man I was such a fastcross today

fastcross by The real Velvet Thunder May 18, 2018

Fartcrossways

An expression used to describe the feeling of that is which when the bowels produce an enormouse amount of gas and when this gas is expelled at such an extreme force that the gas itself must part ways, (hence the word crossways) at the fabric proceeding the anus. Whether it be underwear, cotton briefs, boxers, or just jeans, occasionally your very own bedding. If the fartcrossways is very extreme seepage will follow.

Bill Berditzman had such a bad case of gas today he experienced a fartcrossways while playing backgammon. He wasn't wearing any protection in his briefs so he had to change his underwear and pants, due to the fartcrossways.

Fartcrossways by Gerald Cruthers January 3, 2012

Fasterous Gasterous Crinkle

A phrase used to describe a misunderstanding of either song lyrics or song title with the use of a voice activated smart device (e.g Google home)

I just wanted to play a song and Google told me what it was playing, I though it got it wrong, I totally fasterous gasterous crinkled that bitch

Fasterous Gasterous Crinkle by Lil Mitch LOL November 22, 2020