Cheap, store brand microwave
popcorn that, when you pop it, smells as if someone passed
gas into the
bag before it was sealed. It usually tastes like packing peanuts, too.
Little Jimmy: "Hey,
mom! Did you just
pop some fartcorn?"
Mom: "Must have. My bad. It was on sale."
Little Jimmy: "Well, I ain't eatin' that shit."