fart smith 

A game in which one individual spontaneously declares another to be the "Fart Smith". All those in attendance are then obligated to try to fart before the Fart Smith does. Whoever farts first wins that round of "Fart Smith".

Michael is the Fart Smith!

fart smith by JimmyJoeb September 22, 2007

Shithot Fart 

A hot fart that lingers around the anus making you nervous that you may have soiled yourself.

1. Be right back guys, need to check if I just did a shithot fart or actually shit myself.

2. I thought I shit myself when I was doing Dave's Mum the other night, but it was just a shithot fart.

Shithot Fart by cheep81 October 17, 2006

fartsmith 

1 The creator of flatulence.
2 The creator of something of comparable quality to flatulence.

Used either in 1 respect or 2 disrespect of the subject.

1 Only I, master fartsmith, could create such a mulitleveled olfactory experience!

2 What kind of fartsmith are you, starting an idiotic message thread like that?

fartsmith by Naney the Goat-Hearder April 26, 2004

Factsmith 

A person of dubious nature, who links unrelated facts together in an attempt to confuse, impress or intimidate another person with their worldly astuteness.

Theresa- "Like, OMG!!! Jonathan is so SMART!!!"
Mary- "Are you kidding me?!!! He's a total factsmith!"
Theresa- "Factsmith, ...really? There's no such thing as a "factsmith"!
Mary- Urban Dictionary, look it up!

Factsmith by Factsmith September 2, 2018