mark blaj fart secs is a legend dating all the way back to the ice age it is rumoured that his dad fart secsed the ice away and his so was born aka mark Blaj he inserted a tube into his and then into his son mark blaj and blew the most powerful fart secs into his and transferred his powers into him
A fartmarket is a market where you buy farts stored in jars. Of course this ISN'T real, it is from a movie called Ben: The Justice Kid 2
ACTUAL LINE FROM THE MOVIE --------------------------------------
"Ben? Whats a fartmarket?"
"A fartmarket is a market where you buy farts stored in jars."