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Skin mark fart 

Skin mark fart is a Fortnite kid that has no life and does Fortnite challenges all day and is really tall like a giraffe
Skin mark fart by purpleguyvrr March 22, 2022

Skin mark fart 

Skin mark fart is a Fortnite kid that is ass at Fortnite and is tall like a giraffe and he takes heroin
Skin mark fart needs to touch grass
Skin mark fart by purpleguyvrr March 24, 2022

mark blaj fart sec

mark blaj fart secs is a legend dating all the way back to the ice age it is rumoured that his dad fart secsed the ice away and his so was born aka mark Blaj he inserted a tube into his and then into his son mark blaj and blew the most powerful fart secs into his and transferred his powers into him
did you see the mark blaj fart secs yet?
mark blaj fart sec by yupppa December 6, 2020

fartmark 

A mark on the backside of underwear resulting from flatulence which excretes a small amount of fecal matter. Usually brown in color.

Also a derogatory name.
Example 1: You have a fartmark in your underwear.

Example 2: You're a fartmark.
fartmark by Explicit_Incog May 17, 2008

Fartmarket 

A fartmarket is a market where you buy farts stored in jars. Of course this ISN'T real, it is from a movie called Ben: The Justice Kid 2
ACTUAL LINE FROM THE MOVIE
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"Ben? Whats a fartmarket?"
"A fartmarket is a market where you buy farts stored in jars."
Fartmarket by MoldyScaryCheese ! December 19, 2017
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kinktober 

An excuse for people to write porn with different types of kinks throughout the month of October.

Smut Fanfiction
That chick doesn't write often but when she does, its for Kinktober.
kinktober by Kinkiest July 12, 2018
Word of the Day on October 30, 2026

proper lad 

a lad that is such a lad that he is a proper lad
person1:did you see bob
person2: ya he was a proper lad
Word of the Day on October 29, 2026
The number of years you are still sexually active
While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.
sexspan by Dr Kat April 21, 2022
Word of the Day on October 28, 2026
A lighthearted reaction upon receiving disappointing news of some sort. Usually something that isn't a particularly a big deal, esp. when it primarily affects someone else - sort of a mild schadenfreude. Sometimes doubled or tripled, and possibly said in a sing-songy voice for added comedic effect to imitate a muted trumpet, which is how the meme originated.
You didn't get any napkins with your takeout pork fried rice? Womp womp.
womp by 175623226 November 3, 2011
Word of the Day on October 27, 2026
When your wife’s boyfriend let you sleep past 8pm 😎😎
Wife’s boyfriend: You have 5 more minutes
Me: Poggers!
Poggers by Just_Charles April 14, 2020
Word of the Day on October 26, 2026

Oblication 

A vacation, feeling more like an obligation, that involves visiting or staying with family.
So Joe where are you taking the kids for spring break vacation? We are going on an oblication to Boca to visit my mother-in-law.
Oblication by kimmerr May 5, 2011
Word of the Day on October 25, 2026
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