fart glitter
Where a stripper farts in your face and you go home and your wife asks why you smell like a fart but have glitter on your face
fart glitter by Jjjordan2 January 15, 2017
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A glitter fart
Do u ever just have one of those days where your naked and u end up sitting on a pile of glitter and some gets sucked in your butt and u forget and then suddenly ur there and ur dogs licking marmalade of ur gooch and u fart glitter in its face and u think where the fuck did that glitter fart come from
Mike: why the fuck does ur dog have glitter in its nose
Trevor: I had a glitter fart again and the dog was hittin a soft spot
Mike wtf
Trevor: I had a glitter fart again and the dog was hittin a soft spot
Mike wtf
A glitter fart by Daddy Nature69 August 1, 2018
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glitter fart by jakeless November 11, 2010
Purple glitter fart
its basically a word for a person who likes the color purple, is glittery a lot and drunk a lot and goes on side quests for lore
Purple glitter fart by extra_giver13 May 8, 2025
Purple glitter fart
its basically a word for a person who likes the color purple, is glittery a lot and drunk a lot and goes on side quests for lore
Purple glitter fart by extra_giver13 May 8, 2025
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