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fart cloud 

the poof of poisonous gases that fester and brew and you hold in untill you find a victim to stand in front of in the grocery store and release your fart cloud upon them whilst you casually walk away and watch from the next isle as others look at them in disgust
that guy took so long in the grocery store selecting his brand of loo roll i just blew him a fart cloud within inches it smelt so bad other customers thought he had shat himself
fart cloud by boris sniffer July 17, 2020

fart cloud 

an insult, interchangable with douche-bag or shit-head
if a guy was being an ass you'd say "hey, man, stop being such a fart cloud"
fart cloud by Jawn September 28, 2003

fart cloud 

The area in which a fart is smelled forms an invisible cloud
Ew! What a stink, I stepped into your fart cloud.
fart cloud by Silent Barracuda January 15, 2023

Fondling the Fart Cloud 

To take a whiff of some wicked dank.
Yo Gwen, look at DJ Fondling the Fart Cloud

ginormous fartcloud 

A gaseous cloud of flatulence that is large enough to fully blanket a large city.
It was an astounding and ginormous fartcloud, one that was at least a thousand times larger than the largest clusterfart ever measured by fartologists.
It is said of the situation where a person has the bad luck to make contact with his testicles against an undefined surface or object, intentioned or not.
Given the nature of the word, it is more appropriate to design cases where the interaction is made with a moving object, for example, a ball.
Although it is extremely painful for the victim, it tends to be considerably funny to people who witness it.
Today in the baseball game the pitcher took a nutshot; the baseball hit him in the nuts.

Man, I just watched the funniest nutshot video ever.
Nutshot by Uberflaven March 1, 2009
Word of the Day on June 26, 2026