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Farmhand 

To deliver a brutal slap across a bitches face so hard that it knocks her to the floor. Similar to a pimp slap except it is usually administered with an open palm. It is also a lot harder, it requires you to place your feet firmly on the ground to avoid falling over, swivel round transferring as much momentum to the hand as possible before delivering it directly across the face.
"Joe had had just about enough of his girlfriend's bullshit, so to ease the breakup process he got a friend to drive him to her house where he threatened to farmhand her."
Farmhand by BigBopper07 March 9, 2010
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farmhand 

Much like a pimp hand, but the redneck version.
That girl was a real bitch, I thought I'd have to bust out the farmhand on her ass.
farmhand by The BCJ July 6, 2006

farmland bubble

A situation in which farmland prices skyrocket due to speculation in the futures market in one or more crops. Asset bubbles form when too much money finds its way into one area of the market. The bubble is considered to be excessive, and, therefore, not sustainable in the long run.
Farmers are planting more and more corn, because the demand for ethanol is creating a farmland bubble by raising the value of their land to previously unheard of heights.
farmland bubble by Joe Rodolico April 11, 2007

farm hand 

An open handed slap on a hot ass, occasionally followed by a hard tooshie squeeze.

The phrase has its origins in the agricultural industry, where farmers would often slap their cows hard to get their attention. This gesture is an adaptation, its primary intentions being to rouse the attention of females, and to treat them as if they were cattle.
"Damn, Jenny has a hot ass. I'm gonna give her a farm hand."

or

"Last night while I was hooking up with this girl, I have her a huge farm hand. She'll be marked for at least two weeks."
farm hand by Shawn Mott July 7, 2005

The Farm Hand

It is the act of delivering an open hand smack to the side of ones face.
Much like how the farm hands do all the work on the farm, "The Farm Hand" does all the work...

Shut up b*tch or you will get The Farm Hand!
The Farm Hand by Switch_Midgett February 13, 2010

Farkhanda 

The best women on this planet if you ever met her so you will be luckiest person. she is best wife sister mother best friend. You can share everything with her freely. If she is your mom then be grateful to Allah.
Hello excuse me.

Yes talking to me.

Can i know your name please.

Why not sure hey my name is farkhanda.

Ohh really thank you so much ❤️ you are really beautiful women as your name.
Farkhanda by Sa... Mm November 23, 2021

Farmandor 

The kid obsessed with high sensitivity 360 no-scopes in first-person-shooters. Typically, Call of Duty
That Farmandor kid sucks. All he does is try to do 360 no scopes.
Farmandor by BBiggie July 27, 2009
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The striver is an interesting phenomenon that is seen across college campuses. In essence, the striver is an over-achiever who comes from a working or middle class family. He may be an immigrant. He may have been a slacker in HS who was "born again" into an academic wunderkind. Or he may just be an over-achiever who is keeping at it.

The striver is willing to sacrifice his social life at the expense of Phi Beta Kappa and Summa Cum Laude. The striver is the guy who stays at the library long after you are gone. The striver is the guy who takes 30 credits/semester and considers anything below an A/4.0 failure. The striver doesn't work on campus, he is too busy finding ways to pad his resume instead of working retail or workstudy. The striver lets his grades pay his education by applying to ten scholarships a year.

The striver is a future Soros/Fullbright/Rhodes/Gates/Marshall/etc. fellow. The striver lives to study. For the striver, their fun comes from the rewards they expect to receive in return for their diligence. Be it Law School, B-School, academia, or politics. The striver seeks to find the American Dream through academic success.
Anthony was a striver. He transfered from a TTT to an IVY and graduated in 2 years. He studied his ass off and went to Penn Law. He got a Biglaw offer. But lost it all because of an unmoderated mesasgeboard.

Successful strivers:
- Barack Obama
- Harold Koh
Striver by URM Striver January 3, 2009
Word of the Day on August 15, 2026

SkyPesos 

Delta SkyMiles, also known as SkyPesos, is the frequent flyer program of Delta Airlines. It has a very poor value and hard to use.
- I'm trying to book an award flight to Paris, but I only have 70,000 SkyPesos
- Just forget about it, you don't have enough SkyPesos to fly anywhere.
SkyPesos by 404_name_not_found December 6, 2018
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Quiche Peanemis

Quirky niche peak cinema analysis
It describes the analysis of a media piece which is quirky and niche, yet peak.
Give me the quiche peanemis on the movie I missed.
Quiche Peanemis by Mushroom2241 June 17, 2026
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Hate Draft

1. Select a player (real or fantasy) during a sports draft to spite or anger one or more of your opponents because they had intended to select him/her.

2. Select a player (real or fantasy) during a sport draft to put one or more of your opponents at a strategic disadvantage.
1. Billy hate drafted Chad OchoCinco because he knew Sam had wanted him since he is from Cincinnati. Billy already had plenty of players to fill that position but wanted to make sure Sam didn't get him.

2. Billy hate drafted Peyton Manning because he was the only good quarterback left and he knew Sam had been planning on drafting him.
Hate Draft by pffler September 1, 2009
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jalopy by watson November 20, 2002
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