Farm hands

When one obtains a leathery toughness on the skin of the hands due to strenuous farm work. This benefit often lets the worker grapple steel fence posting without fear, give an intimidating handshake, and suffer through cold wet nights outside easier with the warmth trapped in the callussed brilliance of his or her hands.

"Well golly, I sure am G-rateful that i've got me some farm hands, or that'n fence post would have never come out of the ground"

"Tell Owen and Alex to start throwing that hay or I'll pinch their necks with my farm hands."

Farmer: "Great show!" "Thump thump thump"
Weakling: "Hey why are you clapping like that?"
Farmer: "It's the only way I can son, farm hands"

by Jesse Potts November 6, 2005

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An open handed slap on a hot ass, occasionally followed by a hard tooshie squeeze.

The phrase has its origins in the agricultural industry, where farmers would often slap their cows hard to get their attention. This gesture is an adaptation, its primary intentions being to rouse the attention of females, and to treat them as if they were cattle.

"Damn, Jenny has a hot ass. I'm gonna give her a farm hand."

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"Last night while I was hooking up with this girl, I have her a huge farm hand. She'll be marked for at least two weeks."

by Shawn Mott June 27, 2005

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