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farkward

Refers to both the direction and style of walking after one has shart one's self.

1. She clenched and shuffled farkwardly towards the exit.
2. He moved farkward with great trepedation knowing the smell would soon follow.

farkward by hategravy September 19, 2009

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Adjective- sufficiently interesting event or news item, appropriate to qualify to appear on fark.com (see also fark)

"Did you hear about that mule that robbed a bank in Pakistan?"

"Man, that's farkworthy."

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Teacher: "Class the test is 50 questions. You have 25 minutes to finish."
Student: "Farknart"

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