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Farfidinkle 

an act of sitting on the ground and playing in feces. Most commonly used as an insult.
Your mom took part in a farfidinkle at the county park!

You smell as if you took part in a farfidinkle!

Why don't you go over to the corner, defecate, and then have yourself a merry little farfidinkle!

Can also be used as a verb: You've been behaving so badly that you might as well just farfidink in front of everyone!
Farfidinkle by Sam Fish January 4, 2008

Faridoon 

Has a big cock all the girls who like big cocks look out for his name and its likely to be an Afghan name
All the girls: Hey look at that nigga faridoon let's go ask him if we can have a threesome.
Faridoon by Ryski November 23, 2021

Farfiddlyfuckenheim 

The very definition and embodiment of sex. Directly related to or derived from amazing sex.
Good Lord, she's farfiddlyfuckenheim.

Faraidoon 

I met him at the party. He is my new faraidoon.

Farfilosis 

Somewhat of a generic term to describe any ailment (typically gastrointestinal in nature) you may be having at the time. Often used in conjunction with "blowhole", as a combination that just sounds good together to complete the sentence.
Dude you don't look good..... you look like you're coming down with farfilosis.
Farfilosis by Funsucker Flash January 18, 2011
It is said of the situation where a person has the bad luck to make contact with his testicles against an undefined surface or object, intentioned or not.
Given the nature of the word, it is more appropriate to design cases where the interaction is made with a moving object, for example, a ball.
Although it is extremely painful for the victim, it tends to be considerably funny to people who witness it.
Today in the baseball game the pitcher took a nutshot; the baseball hit him in the nuts.

Man, I just watched the funniest nutshot video ever.
Nutshot by Uberflaven March 1, 2009
Word of the Day on June 26, 2026