fatsighted

A condition that causes all objects just outside of your normal field of vision to appear to you as food.

I thought for sure there was a plate of fudge striped brownies sitting on the table across the room. Not a striped cleaning rag. I hate being fatsighted.

fatsighted by jrswam August 27, 2013

Get merch

Get the fatsighted mug.

See more merch

farsighter

When a dude or dudette only looks good from far away.

Man, I thought that girl was good lookin', shes just a farsighter.

farsighter by Joe Waaaaammmm May 24, 2005

Get merch

Related Words

farsighted • farsighter • fatsighted • far • far out • Far in • Far Cry • far right • Far cough • far gone

farsighted

When a girl or guy looks good from across the room but when she gets closer they are ugly.

Joe: "Hey Jeff remember that girl we saw at the club last night? Did you think she was cute?"

Jeff: "Man at first I did but then she came closer and I realized she was farsighted"

farsighted by doesmynamematter August 31, 2014

Get merch

stove

Cigarette: Northern slang for a cigarette, used oft by mashed up mancunian ravers becasue of the resemblance of a hot(electric)stove to the end of a lit cigarette. Originated circa 1991 in the early halcyon days of the rave culture; we speculate during a drug fuelled hallucination by said manc.

'fuck me noel, i am bolloxed, is that a ciggy in your mouth, or the stove from me 'nans kitchen'/
General use: 'Give us a stove you cunt'

stove by anthony willison March 18, 2004

Word of the Day on August 4, 2026

Get merch

Walky-Talky

A derogatory term for able bodied people or people that can walk. This definition was coined by disabled influencer Valerie Weber

Person in wheelchair: “look at that walky-talky over there.”

Friend in wheelchair: *looking at person who is walking* “yeah haha”

Walky-Talky by odd muffin October 5, 2021

Word of the Day on August 3, 2026

Get merch

Scrapnel

(N) :
All pieces left over after an art project or home improvement.

"After we made the decorations for the party, there was 'scrapnel' all over the floor"

Scrapnel by IceSniper February 22, 2025

Word of the Day on August 2, 2026

Get merch

Hardo

A hardo is a person who tries extremely hard at everything. Most times a hardo will try very hard at things that do not require excessive effort. For example, sports practices, gym class, etc.

Wow did you see Jack at practice today? What a hardo!

Hardo by Thuhkilluh September 4, 2014

Word of the Day on August 1, 2026

Get merch