Fappened 

That you've already fapped

"Man, it already fappened"

Fappened by ErrolLaLlama August 30, 2015

Fappered Out 

Tired from fapping too much.

Boy 1: Why are you so tired today?
Boy 2: I'm all fappered out from last night!

Fappered Out by particulus May 16, 2011

fappegedon 

This is the motherload of all faps. Almost the end of all days type fap job here. A fapegedon can be triggered by an icloud leak of celebrity photos, your mother accidently sexting the school principle, or even spending a night in China and Paris. When tweets and facebook messages flood the internet with #thefappening , prepare yourself for many nights of the fappegedon. Essential items to buy for a fappegedon would include: tissues, lubricant or excessive saliva, a laptop, and alone time. Just know that you are experiencing this phenomenon with millions of other like minded people. If you run out of skin to blink make sure you contact a medical professional.

Me: "Hey Dan, did you see the leaked nude celebrity videos of Roseanne, Oprah Winfrey, Barbara Streisand, and Tara Reid."

Dan: "Holy fuck, the fappegedon is upon us. I must go home to survive the storm!"

fappegedon by kyjellyfighter September 2, 2014

fappendicitis 

When an excess of fapping leads to sharp pains in your lower stomach, as a result of strain and stress.

Dude, Joe's been beating his meat so hard he's been diagnosed with fappendicitis.

fappendicitis by Don Fillingsworth November 13, 2021