fapcake

A desirable, but unattainable young woman.

Just saw this sexy girl on YouTube twerking in yoga pants. Wow! She's my fapcake of the week.

by Paul Morphy April 29, 2019

fapcave

The place where a man keeps all his porn files on the computer. This is usually in the folder of a folder of a folder and the actual video is almost always under a different name to throw wanderers off.

Person#1: Hey, my sister was cleaning up files and deleted my favorite video.
Person#2: Shoulda put it in the fapcave.

by dontquoteme123 October 23, 2009

FUPcake

1) A term of endearment used to address/describe a woman possessing a FUP.

2) The physical presentation of the FUP as it billows out and over a pair of constricting jeans or stretch pants. It's just like a muffin top, only sweeter.

1) "Hey, FUPcake. Do you want to go to KFC later?"

2) "Those new leather pants make you look like total FUPcake, mom."

by bralikzandr May 26, 2010

fancake

A cream-pie performed on (in) a groupie by a band-member (most often the bassist).

Chet gave the little Blonde from the first row a fancake right after the show.

by Burritofanmaker January 25, 2019

fagcake

A person who obviously a flakey fag, dumb and queer.

Your little brother is such a lil fagcake

by Rich J. May 20, 2006

Fagcake

A guy who deliberately uses an event or sequence of events jokingly as an excuse to obtain excessive physical contact with another guy.

Hey Cletus, do you want to make a youtube video where i'm sticking a screwdriver into live mains on a fuse panel, I start convulsing and you come up behind me doing the same as you bear hug and attempt to slowly pull me to the ground like a fagcake would, as a "joke?"

by riiiiiiiiiiiight February 1, 2013

twat the flapcake

to caressingly grappel the male cock in and out of the female keyhole. To fuck.

Yo dude you have to twat the flapcake on your ho, that jawn looks ready for action.

by eljefe June 11, 2008