fagcake

A person who obviously a flakey fag, dumb and queer.

Your little brother is such a lil fagcake

by Rich J. May 20, 2006

Fagcake

A guy who deliberately uses an event or sequence of events jokingly as an excuse to obtain excessive physical contact with another guy.

Hey Cletus, do you want to make a youtube video where i'm sticking a screwdriver into live mains on a fuse panel, I start convulsing and you come up behind me doing the same as you bear hug and attempt to slowly pull me to the ground like a fagcake would, as a "joke?"

by riiiiiiiiiiiight February 1, 2013

fagmakers

aka speedos

My German Dad got me these rainbow lycra fagmakers! I'm sooooo embarrassed and can't possibly got out in public with them on!!! I wish I had proper swimtrunks.

by Indigospark October 26, 2010

fapcake

A desirable, but unattainable young woman.

Just saw this sexy girl on YouTube twerking in yoga pants. Wow! She's my fapcake of the week.

by Paul Morphy April 29, 2019

fancake

A cream-pie performed on (in) a groupie by a band-member (most often the bassist).

Chet gave the little Blonde from the first row a fancake right after the show.

by Burritofanmaker January 25, 2019

Fatcake

(noun)

(1) One who overly indulges in consumption

(2) A soon to be tub of lard

(1) Ooohh, I ate too many swiss cake rolls! I'm a fatcake!!

(2) Cameron! You ate an entire XL Papa Johns pizza by yourself? You're going to be a fatcake!!

by oi-oi-oi April 13, 2009

Fatcake

1. Noun. A person who eats too much fattening food or a fat person.

2. Noun. A fattening snack cake.

1. "Look at that fatcake eating that pizza. Disgusting."
2. "OMG I just ran out of fatcakes T-T"

by The Six of One July 8, 2010