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Fantasy boyfriend 

A fantasy boyfriend is a man who exudes sensuality, mystery, and eroticism. He always smells delicious and he has the most elegant, masculine hands. When he looks at you, your whole body is engulfed in desire. You get wet every time you talk to him on the phone. After an afternoon of swimming in his rooftop pool, he pulls off your swimsuit and eats your pussy with deft expertise. You cum, your glistening back arching and your wet hair dripping on the cotton sheets. On another occasion, you make love in a room filled with garden roses. He covers every inch of your body in passionate kisses. You fall asleep on his chest to the sound of rain. You get together many other times; on every occasion, his only goal is to give you pleasure in all its forms.

Of course, none of this is real because he is a fantasy boyfriend.
I spent some time this morning with my dildo, some lube, and my fantasy boyfriend.
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Fantasy boyfriend 

That perfect guy you want but can't have for real because one or both of you are attached to someone else.
He was 6 ft tall, had a great bod, and was funny, warm, and sweet. Alas, I had to resign him to the ranks of a fantasy boyfriend because I didn't want to cheat on my guy.
Spidey sense for evading poop on the street, canine or otherwise.
When walking in NYC or LA, you need shitdar.
Shitdar by Sickomonster June 3, 2026
Word of the Day on June 6, 2026

Shackteâu

A Shackteau is a humble, weather-beaten, structurally questionable shelter located in a spectacular or highly coveted place—Wales, Jackson Hole, Sun Valley, Crested Butte, coastal Maine, the Alps—where the building itself may be worth almost nothing, but the dirt, view, access, and mythology make it absurdly valuable.
In use:
Shackteâu - We thought it was an abandoned shed until the realtor called it a rare alpine Shackteâu with unobstructed views and listed it for $2 million.
Shackteâu by ez-dog June 4, 2026
Word of the Day on June 5, 2026
Sonion comes from a GIF that is a mix of the word son and onion ( if you use this slang you like dih)
Man 1 says "I drank last night I need a break" Man 2 "Sonion"
Sonion by popularloner67 March 11, 2026
Word of the Day on June 4, 2026

breatharian 

One whos diet consists of air, light, and prana, with a possible sip of water now and then.
The breatharian has air, light, and prana for food.
breatharian by leena gabor November 8, 2005
Word of the Day on June 3, 2026

A Booger In The Nose Of Progress 

Anything that impedes or otherwise interferes with a process going forward.
"Militarily, that inquest was a booger in the nose of progress."

or

"As far as human rights are concerned, this political infighting is a booger in the nose of progress."
Word of the Day on June 2, 2026