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Fantasy boyfriend 

A fantasy boyfriend is a man who exudes sensuality, mystery, and eroticism. He always smells delicious and he has the most elegant, masculine hands. When he looks at you, your whole body is engulfed in desire. You get wet every time you talk to him on the phone. After an afternoon of swimming in his rooftop pool, he pulls off your swimsuit and eats your pussy with deft expertise. You cum, your glistening back arching and your wet hair dripping on the cotton sheets. On another occasion, you make love in a room filled with garden roses. He covers every inch of your body in passionate kisses. You fall asleep on his chest to the sound of rain. You get together many other times; on every occasion, his only goal is to give you pleasure in all its forms.

Of course, none of this is real because he is a fantasy boyfriend.
I spent some time this morning with my dildo, some lube, and my fantasy boyfriend.
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Fantasy boyfriend 

That perfect guy you want but can't have for real because one or both of you are attached to someone else.
He was 6 ft tall, had a great bod, and was funny, warm, and sweet. Alas, I had to resign him to the ranks of a fantasy boyfriend because I didn't want to cheat on my guy.

sans sheriff 

Lawless use of fonts or typography, with no regard to aesthetics or legibility
I'm putting this CV straight in the bin. Written totally sans sheriff.
sans sheriff by Jamarley July 3, 2019

Breadhead 

Someone who is addicted to obtaining money and building wealth. A money addict and fanatic. Breadheads often work more than one full-time job, and some even participate in illicit activities to "obtain the bread".
A breadhead is like a crackhead, but for money instead of crack.
Breadhead by 🅱️ U S 3 4 8 March 30, 2022

Stink lines

As seen in illustrations or cartoons: Wavy, vertical lines rising above a person, place or thing. Denotes a foul odor.
"You didn't put enough stink lines on your picture of the teacher."
Stink lines by Athene Airheart March 14, 2004

schmegegge 

Yiddish slang word meaning bullshit, baloney, hogwash, nonsense, crock of shit or hot air.
I don't buy the schmegegge about Morty sleeping with Moira.
His version of the story was pure schmegegge.
The whole schmegegge was made up to get Liz a little bit of attention.
schmegegge by budsbabe February 1, 2008

eye bleach 

Looking or experiencing something nice after witnessing something horrid like a disgusting gif or a disturbing video. Typically used as eye bleach are nice images of whatever makes the disturbed person happy.
"Bleach my eyes! Why is that woman's face ripped off!?"
*Looks up images of puppies and kittens.*
"That's good eye bleach."
eye bleach by Rini2012 November 29, 2016