fantasy Fag

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Brags every year about having the best team but does jack shit. 3 years 2 leagues no playoff wins✌️. Is worse at real football than fantasy. Perennial bench player who rides the pine like he rides dick, often. Resembles a grotesque chipmunk-human-tomato hybrid. Thinks he's gonna play university football, but the only reason any school would want a short, chubby receiver with brick hands is for free money.

Yooo Mon, I'm a fantasy fag, but I'm going to bishops

fantasy Fag by Rust/Isaiah October 28, 2018

Fantasy Fag

A tall lanky skinny white boy who smells like wet dog. This guy is also crazy and loves to hit people out of nowhere. He has rabies from being bit by a homeless persons dog and loves to bike to the east side for fun everyday. This special type of white boy looks like a pterodactyl. This strange speciman does not eat meat and will try to rip you off by any means. He will often come up to you, steal your phone and drop your players. He always rips off the worst kid in league and then brags about his trades and flex’s on you.

“YOOO I just ripped u off bud”
“YOO I’m 5-0”
“Yoooo least I’ve won the league before”
“YOOO ur a fantasy fag not me!”

Fantasy Fag by Isaiah/Rust October 26, 2018

Fag's Fantasy

A company created by Cody Desanko in the year 2000, which is primarily based on providing sexual toys to adults.

"Hi, thank you for calling Fag's Fantasy, how may I take your order?" asked N.S., the phone operator.

"Yes, I'd like some Cody Wiggy Specials please," replied Ray-Ray.

Fag's Fantasy by Lanthony Lane December 9, 2008

You met me at a very Chinese time in my life

A moment in time where you feel distinctly Chinese over all other things.

Dante: "I wish I could be Nigerian, but I can't because I'm Chinese. You met me at a very Chinese time in my life."

You met me at a very Chinese time in my life by Sus Chad September 21, 2026

Word of the Day on September 25, 2026

crunchy

Adjective. Used to describe persons who have adjusted or altered their lifestyle for environmental reasons. Crunchy persons tend to be politically strongly left-leaning and may be additionally but not exclusively categorized as vegetarians, vegans, eco-tarians, conservationists, environmentalists, neo-hippies, tree huggers, nature enthusiasts, etc.

Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.

Modified derivative of granola.

"I need more crunchy guys in my life. I'm so tired of dating preppy metrosexual assholes."

"I'm heading out to the crunchy store to pick up some fair trade chocolate and tea tree oil, do you need anything?"

crunchy by EBC July 11, 2007

Word of the Day on September 24, 2026

Galantir

A group of people, typically women, searching through someone’s digital footprint in order to find more information about that person.

Susie wasn’t sure if her new Hinge match was a creep, so she assembled Galantir and they found out he used to post slurs on gaming forums.

Galantir by Ge-sus September 22, 2026

Word of the Day on September 23, 2026

murderhobo

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.

DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.

murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021

Word of the Day on September 22, 2026

Whale

In sales terms, a whale is a prospect that is significantly larger than an organization’s average customer.

Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.

"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."

Whale by FQ_GFY February 3, 2020

Word of the Day on September 21, 2026