fantalon

someone who farts in the tub and bites the bubbles.... also another way of calling somebody a chooch.

"I got a flat tire, and I didn't know how to change it so I got it towed..."

" you're such a fantalon "

by daginz July 16, 2011

fantagonist

An immature, small-minded, pathetic creature that becomes a facebook "fan" of someone just so they can spew hateful rhetoric about them and insult the true fans.

"In between welfare checks, the fantagonist made hundreds of posts to a prominent conservative's page."

by YouAlreadyKnowWhoIAm March 26, 2010

fantalongus

Someone of hispanic descent brown, enjoys pepsi, devastating mistakes, and is partners in sexual crime with KaiserCrimson.

Cheeto: Is that arg?
Temp: He's such a fantalongus.

by fantalongus December 16, 2021

Sweaty fantaloon

The pet of an Indian slave who lives in bend basement

Sweaty fantaloon

Ben“Do you like your new pet”
Grushie “no”
*throws grushie in basement”

by SWEATYFANTALOOM January 1, 2021