fantalon

someone who farts in the tub and bites the bubbles.... also another way of calling somebody a chooch.

"I got a flat tire, and I didn't know how to change it so I got it towed..."

" you're such a fantalon "

fantalon by daginz July 16, 2011

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fantagonist

An immature, small-minded, pathetic creature that becomes a facebook "fan" of someone just so they can spew hateful rhetoric about them and insult the true fans.

"In between welfare checks, the fantagonist made hundreds of posts to a prominent conservative's page."

fantagonist by YouAlreadyKnowWhoIAm March 26, 2010

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fantalon • fantalongus • fantagonist • Sweaty fantaloon

fantalongus

Someone of hispanic descent brown, enjoys pepsi, devastating mistakes, and is partners in sexual crime with KaiserCrimson.

Cheeto: Is that arg?
Temp: He's such a fantalongus.

fantalongus by fantalongus December 16, 2021

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Sweaty fantaloon

The pet of an Indian slave who lives in bend basement

Sweaty fantaloon

Ben“Do you like your new pet”
Grushie “no”
*throws grushie in basement”

Sweaty fantaloon by SWEATYFANTALOOM January 1, 2021

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abandonware

n. software that is no longer sold or supported by the original publisher / developer, often found as free downloads on the internet because it cannot be obtained elsewhere. Not legal, but often seen as morally acceptable because the company that made it is no longer selling the title, nor releasing it as freeware, therefore abandonware is "keeping the game alive", so to speak.

Doom II is not abandonware because id still sells it, while The Incredible Machine is not sold, therefore is abandonware.

abandonware by Spoom October 24, 2003

Word of the Day on July 11, 2026

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Foot prisons

Socks. Annoying, sweat-causing, non-barefoot enducing, everyday socks.

The first thing I do when I take off my shoes, is rip off the foot prisons I had to wear inside them. That's why I prefer flip flops, even in winter!

Foot prisons by Jackalope Hunter December 13, 2022

Word of the Day on July 10, 2026

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cornholio

Ruler of Lake Titicaca. Rumored to have a bunghole that gets very angry if it does not receive toilet paper. Cornholio the Great is often seen walking around with his shirt over his head and his hands in the air, chanting songs about his power, and his bunghole.

"I am Cornholio! You do not want to face the wrath of my bunghole, for I need TP!"
Butthead: Shut up, Beavis! (uh huh huh huh)
Beavis: Um, okay. (heh heh heh heh).

cornholio by AYB July 20, 2003

Word of the Day on July 9, 2026

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