fantalongus 

Someone of hispanic descent brown, enjoys pepsi, devastating mistakes, and is partners in sexual crime with KaiserCrimson.

Cheeto: Is that arg?
Temp: He's such a fantalongus.

fantalongus by fantalongus December 16, 2021

Fartalingus 

When your tounging a chicks ass like a five year old licking the bottom of an icecream dish and she farts in your mouth and you lick any excrement ejected.

I was performing fartalingus on Tito’s wife last night and the bitch exploded like a shaken Corona.

Fartalingus by tounginasscheek June 19, 2008