noun. 1. Sparkles held together with male ejaculate. 2. an adult beverage spiked with male ejaculate and sparkles.

verb. To decorate the face of a person with sparkles held together with male ejaculate usually in the shape of a mustache, beard, eyebrows or monocle.

After Murray passed out, we fancy juiced a monocle on his face until he looked like a festive Monopoly man.

fancy juice by FancyJuicer69 April 8, 2016

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Semen Fannyjuice

When a guy jerks off on a girls back and the semen runs down the butt crack and spills onto the vagina.

I busted a nut on my girls back and semen fannyjuice was everywhere.

Semen Fannyjuice by Piss Flaps Monkey October 29, 2010

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church hurt

church hurt is where you experience a degree of distance, pain, or judgement from your church community. Essentially, you are just unable to “find your place”. This is prevalent in the Christian community, but can be extended to other religions.

Now that I am an adult I am beginning to heal from the church hurt that was inflicted on me as a child.

church hurt by PrincesaLatina21 May 1, 2022

Word of the Day on May 27, 2026

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honkin

Huge. Surpassing normal expectations.

I was fishing with a Spinner Bait and a HONKIN pike came after it and hit it . Felt like a lawnmower running over a brick.

honkin by R. LaJoy December 26, 2005

Word of the Day on May 26, 2026

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