fanny clap

Where a vagina's lips shut so rapidly that they make a clapping noise. Suggestive that they are big flappy flaps and that a large penis has been withdrawn at some huge speed.

A kind of vaginal sonic boom. You need damn big flaps to make a full fanny clap.

<CLAP!>
Dude: "What da fuck was that, woman!?"
Chick: "Damn muthafucka! You took you damn dick out too fast for me, that was my fanny clap Nigga!"

fanny clap by Wizards Sleeve February 1, 2007

fannyclamp

Pelvic floor muscles so strong they can litterally trap a penis for hours.

"You dirty mingeclaw, release your fannyclamp. you're gonna rip my wang clean off"

fannyclamp by vefestival09 January 15, 2010

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Related Words

fanny clap • fannyclamp • fannyclanger • fanny • fanny-batter • fanny fart • fanny bandit • fanny flaps • fanny flutter • Fanny-Tastic

fannyflaps

Pussy Lips in da Fanjeeta

Ur Mum Has Nice Fanny Flaps

fannyflaps by Ben Wilce May 4, 2005

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fannyflap

the flap of a fanny
can be used as an insult.

"Jess is a proper fannyflap"
"God, Jess has uge fanny flaps"

fannyflap by IanInsanity January 19, 2009

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fannyclanger

Female version of a Cockwomble. A portmanteau of the slang term for the female front-bottom and the popular 70s British children's TV show.

She's such a FannyClanger.

fannyclanger by Ben Walker 2 March 10, 2020

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Side Quest

Any period of time where you and your friends go out without initial purpose or expectations. Usually in the early hours of the morning or late at night, side quests last as long as everyone is still out away from their home, dorm, or common meeting space. Side quests usually happen after a "main quest," scheduled hang out or party and usually feature less people than the original main quest.

"I'm bored but idk what to do... wanna just go out?"
"Hell yeah man let's go on a side quest!"

Side Quest by king sushii November 18, 2021

Word of the Day on June 13, 2026

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Collective 600 pound gorilla

A group of people that rolls 600 pounds deep, which is really no different than if one person acted like the 600 pound gorilla all by themself, it's just bullying spread around a group to fuck with somebody. Just like each person has an asshole, and to some degree is an asshole, a collective 600 pound gorilla has a collective asshole so that no one person has to take responsibility for being the asshole or the one who said this or that.

The collective 600 pound gorilla was punching its chest, showing who the alphas were.

Collective 600 pound gorilla by The Original Agahnim September 13, 2021

Word of the Day on June 12, 2026

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