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fanny clap

Where a vagina's lips shut so rapidly that they make a clapping noise. Suggestive that they are big flappy flaps and that a large penis has been withdrawn at some huge speed.

A kind of vaginal sonic boom. You need damn big flaps to make a full fanny clap.
<CLAP!>
Dude: "What da fuck was that, woman!?"
Chick: "Damn muthafucka! You took you damn dick out too fast for me, that was my fanny clap Nigga!"
by Wizards Sleeve February 1, 2007
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fannyclamp

Pelvic floor muscles so strong they can litterally trap a penis for hours.
"You dirty mingeclaw, release your fannyclamp. you're gonna rip my wang clean off"
by vefestival09 January 15, 2010
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fannyflaps

by Ben Wilce May 4, 2005
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fannyflap

the flap of a fanny
can be used as an insult.
"Jess is a proper fannyflap"
"God, Jess has uge fanny flaps"
by IanInsanity January 19, 2009
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fannyclanger

Female version of a Cockwomble. A portmanteau of the slang term for the female front-bottom and the popular 70s British children's TV show.
She's such a FannyClanger.
by Ben Walker 2 March 10, 2020
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