Oonch Fancier 

British slang from the 1950s thought to have originated in East Anglia and meaning a lesbian. The word oonch is thought to have derived from the dialect pronunciation of 'conch' and was used as a slang name for the vagina due to the resemblance of the opening of the female genitalia to the opening of a conch shell. Thus a lesbian became an oonch fancier.

"Ah! I wouldn't mind a bit of that!"
"Forget it boy! She's an oonch fancier."

Oonch Fancier by AKACroatalin April 10, 2015

pervy hobbit fancier 

From the Very Secret Diaries spoof of the Lord of the Rings movie trilogy (Google it). Used whenever any of the characters start taking an unusual interest in Frodo/Merry/Pippin (but not Sam for some reason).
In the Real World, applies to anyone who thinks there's something going on between the onscreen characters.
Is meant to be used humorously.
SEE ALSO Shieldmadiens Gone Wild

Don't stare at Frodo too long. Sam will kill you if you try anything.

pervy hobbit fancier by Paul Wartenberg January 30, 2004

pervy hobbit/elf fancier 

A person who fancies hobbits or elves, creatures of JRR Tolkien's "Lord of the Rings" trilogy. The phrase came from a popular collection of "secret diaries" that satirized the films made from the trilogy.

"I noticed that pervy hobbit fancier staring at Frodo. Sam will kill him if he tries anything."

pervy hobbit/elf fancier by TolkienFan July 28, 2003

pervy hobbit/elf fancier 

a fan of lotr that really likes hobbits and/or elves from the movie and/or book.

pervy hobbit/elf fancier by XfantomcatX April 19, 2003

pigeon fancier 

Someone who has sex with pigeons. Usually competes in the sport of pigeon racing. Such a person keeps pigeons sex-starved in an attic for ages, then takes them away on a sultry foreign holiday to a love nest and tries to fuck them in the ass. After this, the pigeons fly away very quickly back to the loft. In this way, people can get the pigeons to race each other to be the first back to the loft.

Probable inspiration for the notorious porn series Stop the Pigeon, in which Dick Dastardly and his dog Muttley tries to capture and rape an especially elusive pigeon.

Not to be confused with turkeystuffer, chicken choker, ravenraper, duckfucker or crowcrammer, nor with the more generic bird lover (see also chicken lover).

"Belgian police have swooped on the homes of pigeon fanciers, seizing large quantities of suspected performance-enhancing drugs." (report on the use of viagra)

"This blog charts the life and times of a somewhat cynical pigeon fancier who spends all his spare time either thinking about or racing pigeons." (website)

pigeon fancier by Anuspounder June 12, 2008

fossil fancier 

one who enjoys the pleasures of aged flesh

a 24 year old planner with a 28 year old wife - "he's such a dirty fossil fancier"

fossil fancier by durtbox dave September 22, 2004

canary fancier

A predominantly gay male who is smitten by a women because of her singing voice.

From the once popular pastime of breeding and keeping songbirds in captivity.

Judy and Liza sure attracted many a hardcore canary fancier.

canary fancier by johnvandruten April 6, 2024