Fan behaviour is where someone is obsessed with someone else. They tend to be the topic of their conversation and they sometimes even take it to the extreme of STALKING them.
Someone who is always stalking your social media’s and wanting to know your business. They may even want to be like you and begin to copy your style/moves despite not liking you. They don’t want the best for you and are typically jealous of you and/or your success. They talk about you/think about you/lurk on you/ copy you/ are in your business as if they were your biggest fan.
Girl 1: She doesn’t like me yet here she is always viewing my story and doesn’t even follow me.
Girl 2: She says she doesn’t like you so why does she always copy you
Girl 2: Your name is always in her mouth too, That’s FAN BEHAVIOR
While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.
A lighthearted reaction upon receiving disappointing news of some sort. Usually something that isn't a particularly a big deal, esp. when it primarily affects someone else - sort of a mild schadenfreude. Sometimes doubled or tripled, and possibly said in a sing-songy voice for added comedic effect to imitate a muted trumpet, which is how the meme originated.