Family Jewls

Basicaly a blokes Bollocks, Handed down through the family, thas where it gets its name from

'Dude i just got kicked in the Family Jewls' '*Cringes*Ow that must of hurt'

by JBW April 20, 2006

Family Jewels

Family Jewels is slang for a man's penis and testicles, which are important for having a family and also for sex. The sperm is stored in the testicles! Also, getting kicked in the family jewels hurts a lot!

Bully: Eat dirt!

Bobby: That's my purse! I don't know you! *kicks Bully in the Family Jewels.
Bully: Ahhhh!*Collapses to the floor.

by HawaiianPunch1 April 13, 2023

johnson family jewels

the sack of stones attached to a johnson, the balls on a dick

"ouch, that soccer guy just took one in the johnson family jewels."

--also, every episode of america's funniest videos includes at least one guy getting whacked in the johnson family jewels by a kid with a baseball bat, golf club, a kid swinging at a pinata, or some other predictable manner

by spiderbesideher September 26, 2009

family jewels

precious gems responsible for creating all families; i.e. "testicles"

Heather loved to suck his cock while fondling his family jewels.

by Stephanie6977 September 27, 2011

Family Jewels

A male's testicles. Located behind the penis in a pouch of skin called the scrotum.

Becca kicked me right in my family jewels.

by captainamerica1233432356654 September 12, 2019

family jewels

Testicles; balls; nuts etc..

Homer Simpson: Remember son kick 'em in the family jewels.

by jambone nahasapeedapentalon August 8, 2003

family jewels

Man's bat and balls!

Ohhhhhh my family jewels.

by none March 6, 2004