False Love

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1:A love for something that is partial but, not truthful

2:Love for image but, not meaning

3:The opposite of true love

Fred: HEYYYYY Its Fred and i just love Judy so much like shes my favorite girll like EVAHHHHH
Intelligent Viewer:Wow this 17 year old has no concept of 6 year olds. They don't love girls they play in mud,eat bugs, harass old people. There febish minds are too leniently closed
to feel the felling of false love.

False Love by Dtheinnovator March 5, 2011

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FALSE LOVE

A brand name that is designated for homosexual men who gain inspiration from tight clothing, uncoordinated color ways, and frank ocean.

Brett rocks false love daily while spreading love to other men.

FALSE LOVE by AlrightIToldYou January 18, 2023

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Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.

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Susie wasn’t sure if her new Hinge match was a creep, so she assembled Galantir and they found out he used to post slurs on gaming forums.

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