Fallback Friend 

The friend that your other friends don't know, who you go to when the shit hits the fan.

Jack:I'm tired of all the drama,I'm gonna hang with Chris.
Bob:Who?
Jack:Exactly.

"Dude, Where were you last weekend?"
"I was at my fallback friend's place all weekend, so I could avoid the shit thats been happening."
"Good plan."

Fallback Friend by The New Man April 21, 2008

fallback friend 

The "friend" you go to when you have no one else to hang out with, whom you would never talk to otherwise.

Michelle: "Well, Kayla just ditched me and I don't want to stand here like an idiot. I guess I'll go talk to Janice, my fallback friend."

fallback friend by FOSHOYO May 20, 2008

Fall Back Friend 

A friend that's last on your list of friends. A Fall Back Friend usually is the go-to friend when none of your other friends are available. This type of friend usually is irritating and shows up at the worst times and says stupid things. this kind of friend hangs out with all of your other friends and ruins good conversations. Also, you don't know why you have his/her number on your phone since you would never call him/her. The fall back friend always asks to go with you to places when your going out with all your other friends

dude 1 : "Hey guys, we're chillen at mike's after school! john's bringing the drinks and steve's bringin the food"
Fall Back Friend : "Can i come too??"
dude 1: "uhm, its kinda gonna be crowded."
fall back friend: "i don't care"
dude 1: *sigh* "ugh, alright, just don't bug us."
fall back friend: "Gee, Thats swell! I can't wait! I'll Bring my entire deck of pokemon cards and we can play all night!"
dude 1 : "no you're not."
fall back friend: "Why not?"
Dude1 : "CUZ I SAID SO! now stfu"

Fall Back Friend by urb15 March 2, 2009

jerb 

well known from south park
rednecks get angrry that future folk took there jobs so they yell
They took ouare jerbs!

Them future folk took ouare jerbs!

jerb by Jimberley Kim April 7, 2005

Cheeks 

An Irish phrase meaning shit, derived from ass
(Not to be confused with the literal description of one's buttocks)

"Did you hear the song Aylek$ dropped?"
"Hardly. Her music is absolute cheeks."

"My boyfriend say LaFlame is cheeks."
"Tell your boyfriend I said it's his mixtape that's cheeks."

Cheeks by thecartisan April 26, 2020

sans sheriff 

Lawless use of fonts or typography, with no regard to aesthetics or legibility

I'm putting this CV straight in the bin. Written totally sans sheriff.

sans sheriff by Jamarley July 3, 2019

Breadhead 

Someone who is addicted to obtaining money and building wealth. A money addict and fanatic. Breadheads often work more than one full-time job, and some even participate in illicit activities to "obtain the bread".

A breadhead is like a crackhead, but for money instead of crack.

Breadhead by 🅱️ U S 3 4 8 March 30, 2022