Often called "That guy" In the U.S. Army. This is the type of person who never wants to do PT, training, or any kind of real work. Does his best to sham in the army and collect a check. Basically a douche-bag.
a beautiful bootylicious lady who has a pet dinosaur named Phillip and eats Spongebob mac & cheese a lot
Boy: Whoaaaa did you see Faegan eating Spongebob mac & cheese?
Girl: Yeah! It was awesome! I wish I could do that and ride her dinosaur Phillip too! Ugh. I'm so jealous.