Fake Names

Jim: Hi, my name is John.
Brittany: Hi John. I'm Brittany.
*Hours pass, stuff happens*

*Two Weeks later*
Brittany: OMG I'M PREGNANT AND IT WAS WITH JOHN.

Jim: I wonder if that girl got pregnant... oh well thank god for fake names.

Fake Names by TerryBC October 19, 2008

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Fake names

Fake names are names that are hilarious and utterly inappropriate in the use of a substitute teacher or kahoot to make everyone laugh

Bro I told the sub that my name was Drew Peacock and he believed it and said"Is there a Droopy cock here? DrOoPy CoCk here? Where is DrEw PeAcOcK? Man that guy just loves fake names

Fake names by BigOlCLaps December 5, 2019

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But she used her fake name Syakirah Kimmie her real name is Syakirah Mirza Binte Zainal.

But she used her fake name Syakirah Kimmie her real name is Syakirah Mirza Binte Zainal. by sdinaz October 24, 2023

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kenlet

A small piece of information. Derived from the word ken, used often in the scottish language and is synonymous with knowledge.

Person 1: "Hey I don't get this shit. How do you solve this problem?"
Person 2: "I got that one. Give me some kenlets on this assignment and I'll help you w/ that one."

kenlet by Norma Y. October 8, 2005

Word of the Day on July 13, 2026

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I mean I guess bro

a word of expression to when you give up on comprehending someone's words of ignorance, stupidity, absurdity or are too exhausted to formulate a proper response.

Commonly seen in TikTok comment sections in replies to lazy attempts at humor, overconfidentally incorrect statement, or an over-the-top comment or when someone completely misses the mark on something.

"actually... incorrect statement, hope this helps!"
"I mean I guess bro"

I mean I guess bro by clydedrewblood June 24, 2026

Word of the Day on July 12, 2026

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abandonware

n. software that is no longer sold or supported by the original publisher / developer, often found as free downloads on the internet because it cannot be obtained elsewhere. Not legal, but often seen as morally acceptable because the company that made it is no longer selling the title, nor releasing it as freeware, therefore abandonware is "keeping the game alive", so to speak.

Doom II is not abandonware because id still sells it, while The Incredible Machine is not sold, therefore is abandonware.

abandonware by Spoom October 24, 2003

Word of the Day on July 11, 2026

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Foot prisons

Socks. Annoying, sweat-causing, non-barefoot enducing, everyday socks.

The first thing I do when I take off my shoes, is rip off the foot prisons I had to wear inside them. That's why I prefer flip flops, even in winter!

Foot prisons by Jackalope Hunter December 13, 2022

Word of the Day on July 10, 2026

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