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Fake Jew 

Someone who follows the jewish religion & takes shortcuts.
Stevo "Can i get Pork Fried Rice"

Dave "Can you eat pork?"

Stevo "No, but I'll just separate the pork and eat the rice"

Dave "Your such a fake jew"
Fake Jew by KameronDzilot February 26, 2009

fake Jew 

Julia Salazar, NY state senator. A Christian Zionist who became disillusioned with Israel and suddenly started claiming to be a Sephardic Jew who was anti-Zionist. Lied about her background repeatedly, e.g. saying "like most Jews, I was told as a child that Israel would protect me" at Mondoweiss.

Allegedly converted to Reform Judaism at one point, which would still make her an Ashkenazi Jew at best. She claims Sephardi identity because anti-Zionists believe this is more legitimate.
Anti-Zionists claim that if Julia Salazar were pro-Israel, no one would care that she was a fake Jew. This is because thieves don't believe in honest people.
fake Jew by Der Emes December 28, 2020

Fake jew 

A half jewish- half christian person who acts all christian because they are fake.

Gets presents for both Christmas and Hanukkah
dude 1: So excited for Christmas
fake jew: yo me too!
dude 1: aren't you jewish?
fake jew: ehh kinda. i get presents for both holidays.

dude 1: dude.......
jew: what?
dude 1: you're a fake jew man....thats just sad.
Fake jew by Dimskyva November 7, 2011
Claims to be Jewish but doesn’t act like a Jew
I saw a FakeJew online yesterday and he clearly not a Jew
FakeJew by Groypercow January 29, 2025

Shackteâu

A Shackteau is a humble, weather-beaten, structurally questionable shelter located in a spectacular or highly coveted place—Wales, Jackson Hole, Sun Valley, Crested Butte, coastal Maine, the Alps—where the building itself may be worth almost nothing, but the dirt, view, access, and mythology make it absurdly valuable.
In use:
Shackteâu - We thought it was an abandoned shed until the realtor called it a rare alpine Shackteâu with unobstructed views and listed it for $2 million.
Shackteâu by ez-dog June 4, 2026
Word of the Day on June 5, 2026
Sonion comes from a GIF that is a mix of the word son and onion ( if you use this slang you like dih)
Man 1 says "I drank last night I need a break" Man 2 "Sonion"
Sonion by popularloner67 March 11, 2026
Word of the Day on June 4, 2026