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Fake jew
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A half jewish- half
christian
person who acts all
christian
because they are fake.
Gets presents for both
Christmas
and Hanukkah
dude 1: So excited for
Christmas
fake jew: yo me too!
dude 1: aren't you jewish?
fake jew: ehh kinda. i get presents for both
holidays
.
dude 1: dude.......
jew: what?
dude 1:
you're a
fake jew man....thats just sad.
Fake jew
by
Dimskyva
November 7, 2011
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