Definitions by Dimskyva

Fake jew 

A half jewish- half christian person who acts all christian because they are fake.

Gets presents for both Christmas and Hanukkah

dude 1: So excited for Christmas
fake jew: yo me too!
dude 1: aren't you jewish?
fake jew: ehh kinda. i get presents for both holidays.

dude 1: dude.......
jew: what?
dude 1: you're a fake jew man....thats just sad.

Fake jew by Dimskyva November 7, 2011