Claims
Claims by SaugaMan97 December 2, 2018
Words you can keep
Claims
Not really. I'm making a claim that has been (like Hitler) proven true by time. So this facade of 2 people making equally validate claims is a distraction from the fact you're lying deliberately to obfuscate what is happening here. It's just being an uppity Jew. I'm doing what I'm doing. You are interfering. That dynamic doesn't ever change.
Hym "They aren't just claims. Claims are true whether or not you can prove them to Sam Harris. I can know the difference. And I don't have to change what I'm doing. I know there is an audience. If the audience doesn't do what I'm telling them I'll just murder a child. And if I can't know I have an audience then I can't express intent."
Claims Fodder
noun. Adjuster, Expediters, or other Claims affiliated personnel regarded as likely to be metaphysically killed or mentally wounded in claims combat.
Herman has yet again been reduced to claims fodder after being scolded by a coustomer over the phone.
Claims Fodder by David Pottle January 1, 2008
claims porn
claims porn by Captain Carrots January 19, 2023
claims adjuster
claims adjuster by luigidaisy December 10, 2024
Theory of Counter-Awkward Claims
If someone says something very awkward to you, say something equally awkward in response in order to make the whole situation not awkward.
Examble of the Theory of Counter-Awkward Claims
Woman: Jeff, I'm Pregnant
Man: Katie, I have herpes
Woman: I'm not really pregnant
Man: I still have herpes
Woman: Jeff, I'm Pregnant
Man: Katie, I have herpes
Woman: I'm not really pregnant
Man: I still have herpes
Theory of Counter-Awkward Claims by mung69 November 10, 2011
No Claims Boner
When you have a random erection for no apparent reason, therefore nothing in the vicinity can claim your boner. Often appears at the most unfortunate and awkward of times.
Oisin: My job interview to become a pre school teacher didn't go so well, and my no claims boner didn't help either!
Jordon: I hope no one at the family reunion saw my no claims boner...
Shane: Thankfully, after ten minutes my grandmother came in to the room and broke my no claims boner
Jordon: I hope no one at the family reunion saw my no claims boner...
Shane: Thankfully, after ten minutes my grandmother came in to the room and broke my no claims boner
No Claims Boner by Daneeyul January 26, 2014
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board chow
A)
The Crud that collects under the keys in a keyboard. Usually more severe in the keyboards of programmers and webmasters as they tend to spend a lot of time at the the computer and thus eat at their desk. Mainly affecting IBM Model M (clicly) style boards.
B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people
The Crud that collects under the keys in a keyboard. Usually more severe in the keyboards of programmers and webmasters as they tend to spend a lot of time at the the computer and thus eat at their desk. Mainly affecting IBM Model M (clicly) style boards.
B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people
A)
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.
B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.
B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*
board chow by BinaryHackerMan September 3, 2007
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grebo
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