Claims 

Toronto manz way of calling bullshit on something

A: “bro I smashed like 10 girls yesterday”
B:”aii bro claims lmao”

Claims by SaugaMan97 December 2, 2018

Claims

Not really. I'm making a claim that has been (like Hitler) proven true by time. So this facade of 2 people making equally validate claims is a distraction from the fact you're lying deliberately to obfuscate what is happening here. It's just being an uppity Jew. I'm doing what I'm doing. You are interfering. That dynamic doesn't ever change.

Hym "They aren't just claims. Claims are true whether or not you can prove them to Sam Harris. I can know the difference. And I don't have to change what I'm doing. I know there is an audience. If the audience doesn't do what I'm telling them I'll just murder a child. And if I can't know I have an audience then I can't express intent."

Claims by Hym Iam November 30, 2025

Claims Fodder

noun. Adjuster, Expediters, or other Claims affiliated personnel regarded as likely to be metaphysically killed or mentally wounded in claims combat.

Herman has yet again been reduced to claims fodder after being scolded by a coustomer over the phone.

Claims Fodder by David Pottle January 1, 2008

claims porn 

A document of interest to an insurance claims adjuster.

That shit is like claims porn!

claims porn by Captain Carrots January 19, 2023

claims adjuster 

The guy that merced the UnitedHealthcare CEO

Mamma mia, the police really think I'm the claims adjuster.

claims adjuster by luigidaisy December 10, 2024

Theory of Counter-Awkward Claims 

If someone says something very awkward to you, say something equally awkward in response in order to make the whole situation not awkward.

Examble of the Theory of Counter-Awkward Claims

Woman: Jeff, I'm Pregnant
Man: Katie, I have herpes
Woman: I'm not really pregnant
Man: I still have herpes

Theory of Counter-Awkward Claims by mung69 November 10, 2011

No Claims Boner 

When you have a random erection for no apparent reason, therefore nothing in the vicinity can claim your boner. Often appears at the most unfortunate and awkward of times.

Oisin: My job interview to become a pre school teacher didn't go so well, and my no claims boner didn't help either!

Jordon: I hope no one at the family reunion saw my no claims boner...

Shane: Thankfully, after ten minutes my grandmother came in to the room and broke my no claims boner

No Claims Boner by Daneeyul January 26, 2014