fagsoc

Old nautical term

The inside of a fagsac

The fagsoc proved affective when the fagsac didn't pull any fish

by Thefagster April 12, 2023

Fapsock

The one unwanted unworn pear of crusty jizz soaked feet-warmers found on the floor next to your computer's chassis. Used generally for emergency fap purposes when the girl's at work or too tired, or when you're single.

Hmm can't find any dish scrubbers. Guess I'll just use my fapsock to scrub the iron skillet.

by IsraelHands09 January 26, 2011

faggocytosis

The process by which a woman bends a straight man's sexuality and turns him gay.

Jon: "Hey Abe!"
Bart: "Shh dude! He's Abby now. Ever since Sarah."
Jon: "Wow, complete faggocytosis there."

by Stanley_Goodspeed March 6, 2008

fagsicle

the act of having a gay man propped on a stick or other suitable prop.

that faggity ass bitch ran his mouth so fucking much i hads to use lil' rico to make a fagsicle out of his ass.

by stu in the zoo May 5, 2006

fapsock

The one sock, which lost its identical twin, that is used solely to masturbate efficientely and quietly. In addition, this piece of equipement replaces the use of tissues, containing the semen. After proper hanging and drying, the fapsock is reusable. One can possess multiple fapsocks.

- Hey bro, can i borrow you some socks?

-Yeah, just don't take these, they're my fapsocks.

-.... Oh.

by kwikscoper July 4, 2016

fagcocker

one who adds ridiculously stupid radically liberal political comments on youtube to give others the sense he/she is some cutting-edge intellectual revolutionary

person #1: "President Obama, have you considered legalizing drugs, prostitution, and nonviolent crime to stimulate the economy?"

fagcocker's youtube comment: "STFU that was a legitimate question!"

by Bambit He-Slug December 10, 2009

Faggocity

The act of being a faggot who tries to convince people you are a good dude when in actuality you are a fucking bitch who lies and pretends to be sad so others can like you because they don’t as a result of your bitchiness and toxicity

That Jay dude had so much faggocity in his words I was almost convinced I was talking to a good person

by ItsJoBoi March 17, 2019