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Old nautical term

The inside of a fagsac
The fagsoc proved affective when the fagsac didn't pull any fish
fagsoc by Thefagster April 12, 2023
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The one unwanted unworn pear of crusty jizz soaked feet-warmers found on the floor next to your computer's chassis. Used generally for emergency fap purposes when the girl's at work or too tired, or when you're single.
Hmm can't find any dish scrubbers. Guess I'll just use my fapsock to scrub the iron skillet.
Fapsock by IsraelHands09 January 26, 2011
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faggocytosis 

The process by which a woman bends a straight man's sexuality and turns him gay.
Jon: "Hey Abe!"
Bart: "Shh dude! He's Abby now. Ever since Sarah."
Jon: "Wow, complete faggocytosis there."

fagsicle 

the act of having a gay man propped on a stick or other suitable prop.
that faggity ass bitch ran his mouth so fucking much i hads to use lil' rico to make a fagsicle out of his ass.
fagsicle by stu in the zoo May 5, 2006
The one sock, which lost its identical twin, that is used solely to masturbate efficientely and quietly. In addition, this piece of equipement replaces the use of tissues, containing the semen. After proper hanging and drying, the fapsock is reusable. One can possess multiple fapsocks.
- Hey bro, can i borrow you some socks?

-Yeah, just don't take these, they're my fapsocks.

-.... Oh.
fapsock by kwikscoper July 4, 2016

fagcocker 

one who adds ridiculously stupid radically liberal political comments on youtube to give others the sense he/she is some cutting-edge intellectual revolutionary
person #1: "President Obama, have you considered legalizing drugs, prostitution, and nonviolent crime to stimulate the economy?"

fagcocker's youtube comment: "STFU that was a legitimate question!"
fagcocker by Bambit He-Slug December 10, 2009

Faggocity 

The act of being a faggot who tries to convince people you are a good dude when in actuality you are a fucking bitch who lies and pretends to be sad so others can like you because they don’t as a result of your bitchiness and toxicity
That Jay dude had so much faggocity in his words I was almost convinced I was talking to a good person
Faggocity by ItsJoBoi March 17, 2019
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age gate 

An absolutely foolproof way to keep minors from viewing content deemed "too mature" for them to watch.
Billy: "So I was trying to watch some videos for an M rated game, and I ran into an age gate, so I put in my real birthday. SOMEHOW it managed to figure out that I am 12. CURSE YOU AGE GATE!!!"

Bill: "Fucking age gate! *quick scroll* THERE! I was born on January 1, 1904. Fuck you age gate."
age gate by Banja January 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 27, 2026

board chow 

A)
The Crud that collects under the keys in a keyboard. Usually more severe in the keyboards of programmers and webmasters as they tend to spend a lot of time at the the computer and thus eat at their desk. Mainly affecting IBM Model M (clicly) style boards.

B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people
A)
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.

B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*
board chow by BinaryHackerMan September 3, 2007
Word of the Day on August 26, 2026

young pup 

a young person, a young adult in their late teens/early 20s.
Ah, you're just a young pup at 23!
young pup by the dog May 30, 2006
Word of the Day on August 25, 2026
West Midlands slang word for rockers, bikers, greasers etc. In the late 1980s it was used by the UK music press to refer to a specific scene centered around the bands Pop Will Eat Itself and Crazyhead. The term never found favour with readers of 'the inkies' (Sounds, Melody Maker and the still extant NME) and was soon dropped. Now often used in predominantly working-class areas of the midlands and the north to mean someone who listens to rock-derived music and/or dresses in a manner that suggests they affiliate themselves with rock music of some kind.
Some grebo passed with Sabbath playing on his stereo.
The Poppies are at no. 17? God, a grebo band in the charts!
They're playing nu-metal now, bloody grebos!
grebo by cactuscat September 15, 2006
Word of the Day on August 24, 2026

TikTok Farlands

TikTok Farlands is a term to refer to videos that you see after scrolling for a long time. These videos can potentially be disturbing, or weird. Said videos can also have low likes, or low comments.
“I reached the TikTok Farlands bro”
Word of the Day on August 23, 2026

mormon assault vehicle

another term for a station wagon, mini-van, or any other kind of vehicle that is targeted at the "family" demographic(also M.A.V.)
"Tactical advantages aside, the M.A.V. is top of the line for the holy warrior troop transport manufactured by the Church of Latter Day Saints Military Industrial Complex. Also great for family trips...to heathen lands."
mormon assault vehicle by KVRX January 10, 2005
Word of the Day on August 22, 2026
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