Fagbangle

What a gay man is to his faghag – an accessory! Like this season’s bag or shoe every faghag needs a gay man on her arm to up her Fashionista rating!

What are you wearing to tonight darling?
My Prada dress, Jimmy Choo's and Javier my little fagbangle from Brazil. He’s so cute; I picked him up in Rio last weekend and he goes with everything in my closet!

Fagbangle by vbk August 24, 2008

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fagbangle

The highly desired gay accessory. Generally found in female form, the fagbangle is commonly seen to be draped around the arm of the richest and most handsome of gay men.

Not to be confused with the fag hag, the fagbangle dislikes gay clubs immensely and has no interest in Cher and/or McFly. She doesn't have a problem telling her gay best friend to fuck off if he expects her to go to some faggy dive that plays generic trash until 3am.

She is mainly interested in getting all the glamour she can from her gay man so she needn't feel bad about herself for being so pitifully single.

Overall, the fagbangle has impeccable taste in music and is of above-average intelligence - she just wants to look good and relies on the affections of her "fag" to prove that she's loved by at least one man in the world.

"No, I am most certainly NOT coming to Vibe tonight, Joe - nor will I ever be. I'm not a hag....I'm a fucking fagbangle alright..?!"

fagbangle by Tatty Narja October 24, 2006

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fag bangle • fagbanger • Fandangle • Fandangled • fadangle • fagbagger • fanangle • Fandangler • fagaggle • Fangdangle

fagbangle

A complete and utter queer, 100% homosexual through and through. The absolute epitome of campness.

Hey Ronan, you are such a fucking fagbangle tbh.

fagbangle by Mathew Wale May 4, 2006

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Fagbangle

A gay man you hook up with at a bar, who consequently drags/you drag around holding his wrist like a bangle. The term is often used to describe gay men as accessories; however it can be used as an affectionate and endearing pet name (fb for short).

Hey fagbangle, lets go for coffee on Saturday

Fagbangle by puppy_perplexed September 28, 2011