factual facts

facts that are so factual you just fucking accept it.

"you are so full of factual facts."
"that right there is a factual fact."

by Impactual Factual™ July 30, 2013

Actual Factual Fact

Actual Factual Fact is the term used for somethig that is undeniably true.

It's abreviuated to AFF

"I've had too much to drink. Actual Factual Fact"

"She's got a lovely rack. AFF"

by jwbulmer January 16, 2010

Factual Fact

An ism the most beautiful woman on the planet taught me.

Bethany 641 is the most beautiful girl on the planet. No contest, and that's a factual fact.

by Private015 August 11, 2022

factal

A portmanteau of "fractal" and "fact". Used to describe a fact which looks the same close up as it does from afar.

I read "Mister Magoo's Book of Fascinating Factals" the other day... it was very boring - all the information looked the same from arm's length as it did when I held it up to my nose.

by Foenix August 20, 2011