Facepack

Facebook for the older generation

I'm just going to Facepack uncle Alan.

by ocean70 July 10, 2011

rusty facepack

After fingering your lady up the poo hole and your finger had crap on it, you smear it on the wrinkles around her eyes and tell her its a facepack to help slow the aging process. As it dries, it hardens and makes her skin feel tighter.

Jim fingered Lees' arse while she sucked his cock, then gave her some beauty therapy with a rusty facepack and jizz shot

by Iron Madein September 25, 2007

Facejacking

v. To go on another person's social networking profile that has been left on the computer because the victim is away.

Jimmy left his Facebook on, I'm totally facejacking him!

by UrbanLynx March 18, 2010

Facejacked

To have your Facebook commandeered by a close friend (or foe) for their enjoyment.

Dude Kevin's status says he loves dick" "Yeah, he forgot to log off and got Facejacked

by Dr.Wurd November 2, 2010

facejacking

to post your own self-promoting information on a FaceBook page under the guise of being a friend or fan.

"That motherfucker Joe Schwartz wont stop facejacking his link onto everyone's page."

by Joe's Black T-Shirt May 4, 2010

FACKPACK

A bag in which many of life's secrets are held. With space being relative to the quantum theory there is an indefinite amount of space for storing up in here.

FACKPACK, I live in one and so do we all.

by FAPPER123 December 5, 2009

facejacked

When someone leaves their Facebook account logged in or shares their login details with someone else at which point someone makes posts to said person's account without their knowledge.

"Bill just got facejacked. That guy gave me his login credentials for Facebook so I wrote on his wall and updated his status."

by Agent SILVERFOX February 13, 2009