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Facebookatheist 

A person who fundamentally doesn't believe in Facebook.
I tried to get her to join up, but she won't - she's a facebookatheist.
Facebookatheist by AH73 May 12, 2011

Facebooketeer

Someone who "knightly" stays online on Facebook
A "Facebooketeer" is a person who wakes up and immediately goes on Facebook & endless "knightly" chat....
Facebooketeer by ChopZ March 27, 2013

facebooksterbating 

|fās-boŏk-stərˈbā t-ing|
verb

to "like" one's own posts and comments perpetually; to give oneself pleasure by constantly "liking" your own posts and comments on Facebook
Did you see Cole's comments? He's totally facebooksterbating himself on everything he posts.

Nicole's crazy with all her self-liking quotes, an embarrassing display of public facebooksterbating.
facebooksterbating by Holly M S February 15, 2012

facebooksterbating 

spending all of one's time on facebook.
You have seriously been facebooksterbating all day. Please get off the computer and take a shower.
A trip to a grocery store, convenience store, or gas station for the sole purpose of buying an excessive amount of junk food and sugary drinks, usually with friends. A chud run often happens late at night and ends with everyone involved hating themselves afterwards.
"Hey bro you tryna go on a chud run with me??"
chud run by chad brandson July 24, 2026
Word of the Day on July 28, 2026

flophouse 

Any house/apartment/frat house/trailer/etc. which is used for individuals to crash (sleep, chill, hang out, lurk, etc.) for a period of time. In order to "crash", one must not actually live there (e.g. have their name on the lease, own said flophouse, etc.). Flophouses are typically used by college students, drug addicts, transients, vagrants, or other unsavory characters.

A flophouse may also be the home owned by the parents of a college student, who after being away at college, wishes to live as if he/she is still at college (e.g. staying out all night, returning just to crash at mom and dad's house, then leaving again), rather than conforming to the pre-college rules.
Example #1
Dude: (Talking to someone passed out face first on the floor of his college apartment) Hey man, who the hell are you? What do you think this is, a flophouse??

Bro: Sorry dude, I must have passed out for a minute.

Example #2
Mom: Where have you BEEN for the last three days? You come home just to sleep?? What do you think this is, a flophouse??!!

Son: What's your problem? I'm an adult now!
flophouse by J3553 November 21, 2007
Word of the Day on July 27, 2026