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Pointy Nose Period Face (PNPF) 

An angry, scowleding woman that presents as overtly militant and opinionated at all times. Native to work place, the PNPF thrives off of political correctness and ensuring all rules are abided by despite them having no known authority or power. The PNPF is a product of two Karen's mating and producing a demon spawn that would make Satan himself very proud. Despite human like appearance, one must be carful and on high alert at all times when within 15 feet of the PNPF, as they most certainly want you dead. You will know you are in the presence of a PNPF if you pick up on the aroma of disappointment expelled by others when the PNPF enters the room. Another sign that a PNPF is amoung you is the desire to want to physically recoil and/or disappear immediately when the PNPF makes eye contact with you. This urge may at times become so strong you will find yourself chewing off your own appendages so that there is less of you exposed to this species. At other times group exposure to the PNPF will create a panic similar to that which was seen in the movie Bird Box when blind folds were removed.
"Dude did you see the new Pointy Nose Period Face (PNPF) they hired in sales? She began talking to me about the oil crisis and suddenly I found myself drinking bleach in an attempt to dissolve my own body from the inside out"

period face 

Hey did you see how we kicked the shit out of period face last night?
period face by Chink Dizzle September 11, 2005

Utility beer 

Utility beer is the beer you keep around for the day-to-day moments when beer is a necessity to assist in pedestrian activities (golf, plumbing, yardwork, babysitting, staff meetings, Zoom calls). For the beer snob it is the beer you save for neighbors when they drop in at 3 p.m. on a Tuesday. It is differentiated from the actual high-end beer you save for special events, holidays, and special tastings.
Person 1: Dave, did you bring along those hazy craft IPA's so we could drink while cleaning Lyle's pool?
Person 2: Nope. I just have a bunch of utility beer that Steve dumped on me. Good enough for this. It is only 10:30 a.m.
Utility beer by lakeshore February 1, 2022
Word of the Day on August 10, 2026
Police activity, especially of the non-productive type i.e. The act of setting up and patrolling speed traps, harassing or arresting people based on appearance (racial profiling), breaking up parties, any sort of cannabis bust, etc.
"Did you see all the cops on highway 6? They are oinking hard!"

"I hope Johnny doesn't get caught with his bag of weed, the pigs are oinking"
Oinking by DontDrinkSoda June 29, 2013
Word of the Day on August 9, 2026
A video or picture depicting an unrealistic scenario that is often seen as hopeful but in reality, is unrealistic or otherwise rare in real life.
"0/10 hopeslop"
Hopeslop by rawmilkconsumer69 July 13, 2026
Word of the Day on August 8, 2026

trespooping

The act of leaving poop in a toilet for the next person to see.
Someone needs to stop trespooping and flush that nasty thing down the toilet.
trespooping by TheRealInkweaver November 16, 2017
Word of the Day on August 7, 2026