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face mullet 

A goatee. This attempt at style is the modern-day equivalent of the "business in front, party in back" mentality of the never-popular mullet. Bears some resemblance to the almost detachable appearance of the mullet and always worn by a douchebag convinced that he runs with the kool kids.
"I thought she was hot, then I saw her out with that dude from marketing with the face mullet. Hot no more yo."
face mullet by skanancthka September 24, 2007
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face mullet 

A goatee. This pattern of facial hair, out of style since the US Civil War, has made a strong comeback in the early 21st century, replacing the venerable mullet haircut as a favored form of self expression (second only to tattoos) amoung those who wear "wife-beater" T-shirts and watch cars with numbers on them go around in circles. Thus, it has been dubbed "The Mullet of the 21st Century."
google NASCAR, country music, or Budweiser and you'll get plenty of examples of the face mullet.
face mullet by Eric M. December 31, 2008

Face mullet 

A face mullet is literally just a goatee or whatever the fuck that beard name is called
Oh yeah Brice? The dude with that dumbass face mullet? I hate that kid
Face mullet by Weeb.exe1 March 16, 2022

Mallet face 

Definition: A person who has a very flat or indented face
Boy: “Oi Charlie I swear you sit next to mallet face”
Charlie: “yeah bro its a pain in the ass”
Mallet face by Studentwatchesporn December 10, 2021

Face like a rat catchers mallet 

A specimen so damn ugly they resemble the business end of a mallet
yeah but she got a face like a rat catchers mallet!
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