Definitions by Studentwatchesporn

Shank

To proceed to shit and wank at the same time. Busting a nut at the moment the shit leaves ur ass

Oi gaffa how was ur shank?
Amazing mate I busted right on time

Definition: A person who has a very flat or indented face

Boy: “Oi Charlie I swear you sit next to mallet face”
Charlie: “yeah bro its a pain in the ass”